For a lot of people, it’s hard to shell out money on car washes. This might be because they don’t know how destructive it can be to not keep your car clean, or simply because money is tight and it’s hard to justify purchases that don’t feel completely necessary. We, however, know just how important it is to keep a clean car, and that’s why we offer unlimited monthly passes.
Our passes start at $30 a month. While that might seem like a lot for a car wash, it’s significantly less when you consider the fact that this allows you as many car washes as you want at our Odessa Crazy Clean Car Wash locations. So, before you google “car wash near me” and just drive to the nearest one next time your car is dirty, consider investing in a monthly pass. It will cost more upfront but will pay for itself many times over.
To put things in perspective, we can think of a whole lot of things that are more expensive than our monthly pass. Here are some of them:
Things That Are More Expensive Than a Monthly Car Wash
A Night at the Movies for Two
With certain subscription models becoming more prominent, we might soon be at a point where going to the movies is a cheaper process than it currently is, but for now the majority of cinemagoers still have to deal with inflated prices if they want to go see their favorite superheroes kicking butt on the big screen.
While $30 seems like a surprising amount for a movie date for two, you’d be shocked to see how easily you get there — tickets in most markets average at around $10 each, and a nice container of popcorn runs you about $5 more. And, of course, since it’s just lunacy to eat movie theater popcorn without soda, getting enough for two will cost you about $5 more. You might not hit $30 every single time you go to the movies, but for the most part, having just one date night at the silver screen will cost more than an unlimited amount of car washes for one month.
Two Large Pizzas
Pizza is a source of happiness and joy for many people, including our team at Crazy Clean Car Wash. But compared to the price of being able to wash your car ten times a day every day for a month, pizza is quite costly. On average, a delivery order of two large pizzas runs you more than $30. Without coupons, Pizza Hut lists their large pizza at $15 a pop. Just the pizzas alone have you spending more money than you would for unlimited car washes, and that’s not considering the tip and delivery fee. Ouch!
A Gym Membership
Since we’re looking at the monthly model, let’s look at how much it costs to take care of yourself every day for a month. The average cost of a monthly gym membership is $40 – $50. That’s more than our monthly car wash plan. Not by an incredible margin, but it’s more nonetheless. Why not do both your car and yourself a favor, and stop by one of our car wash locations on your way to the gym? You’ll be able to care for yourself and your car every single day, as much as you could possibly want!
One Premium Fortnite Digital Skin
For the uninitiated, Fortnite is the world’s hottest video game these days, and it makes most of its money selling digital costumes that you can buy for your character — these costumes do nothing except change your online appearance. While the idea may seem appalling to folks who grew up in the 80s, 90s, or earlier, the reality is that children and adults across the country shell out hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars on these digital outfits, much more than the retail cost of a standalone video game.
If you (or more realistically, your children) want to buy the full version of a Fortnite skin, it’ll cost about $32. How does it feel that you could get 100 car washes in a month for less than it costs to buy digital clothing that will never have tangible use? If someone in your family has been racking up credit card bills by playing online video games, maybe it’s time to divert that money to the car wash fund instead.
One Tank of Gas
Unless you’re driving around a very fuel efficient car, it’s not uncommon for gas prices to exceed $30 if you’re running on fumes. While we’ve been able to enjoy a lovely dip in gas prices for the last couple of years, nothing lasts forever, and prices are already trending upwards. You could get one car wash for every single dollar you spend on your gas tank, which could last two weeks or less.
The good news is that we have three Crazy Clean Car Wash locations in Odessa, so you won’t have to spend much gas getting to one of our car washes, no matter where you are in the city. What a relief!
Three Regular Car Washes
If there’s anything that puts our monthly car wash price into perspective, it’s comparing it to our own prices. That’s right, did you know that if you buy three standard car washes from Crazy Clean Car Washes, you’ll have spent as much money as a monthly pass costs? What sounds better to you, three car washes in a month, or thirty? We’ll let you do the math.
When it comes to automatic car washes, you’re looking at similar prices no matter where you go. So, what’s the harm in investing in a monthly pass where you can wash your car as many times as you want?
We could list a whole lot more things that eclipse the price of our unlimited monthly car wash passes, but at the end of the day, it suffices to say that it’s quite a deal for the opportunity to wash your car as many times as you could possibly want. And the good news is this — there are no downsides to washing your car excessively, only benefits. Not only that, but an automatic car wash is an excellent place for people to calm down and destress after a hard day. If those are both things that you need, investing in one of our monthly passes should be a no-brainer.
Our car washes are automatic, and they also include essential tools such as free vacuums that will help you to keep your car clean both inside and out. Check out our deals, and pick one up today!